Sunday, February 5, 2012

Thursday, February 2, 2012

"Bloomsburg Fire Department, I have enjoyed your Bingo Games until now. Does "under new management" mean you're going to stop raising the jackpot numbers and dollar amounts each week? If so, your cause will diminish. Your past management was good, why change it?"

Concerned Player
Berwick Woman

These days serious problems are hurting everybody. Pollution, war, starvation, bingo....
I wish this Berwick Woman would have gone more in depth. I'm not a bingo player and my grandmother has better things to do, so I don't understand what's troubling her exactly.  Perhaps this entry isn't about bingo at all. Perhaps this is a giant metaphor for our country's current situation. Think about it.
Bloomsburg Fire Department = United States politicians
Bingo = United States government
This person clearly want the "Bloomsburg Fire Department" to raise the jackpot numbers, aka the budget.
Dear Lord she's a genius.