"I went that extra mile"

Thursday, January 26, 2012

"Fitness tip: Hard-boiled eggs are an excellent source of choline, and important nutrient that helps regulate the brain, nervous system, and cardiovascular system. And just one egg a day can help prevent macular degeneration and cataracts. But hard boiled eggs can somewhat unpalatable on their own. That's why I always go the extra mile and prepare my hard-boiled eggs the Scotch way: wrapped in sausage, coated with with breadcrumbs, and cooked a nice golden brown in my Fry Daddy. Delicious and nutritious! Believe me, they're the best power food for keeping me and Jazzy fueled up on our all-day shopping trips! (Well, next to french fries)"

Fat but Fit
Danville woman, email

Wow. A Fry Daddy huh? Am I supposed to be impressed, or do you just enjoy telling people useless details about your life. SPOILER ALERT: By submitting this whole paragraph you have proved that you do. Also, that intimate detail about your guilty pleasure, the french fry, really made me feel a bond between us. Mrs. Fat but Fit, you truly are a magnificent specimen. I would love nothing more than to visit your trailer park and talk all about different ways to prepare eggs.
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Just kidding.

I present to you the glorious Fry Daddy

"Geisinger sux , and i cant spell.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

"This is about the artcal that Geisinger is urging people to go meatless. I think that they have no right to do that. What is next ? Are they going to tell a women that is going to have to abort it if they think that there is something wrong with it. Or kill it after it is born , when they find something wrong with it at that time. To save a few dollars . Face it The price of health care is going up so that Geisinger can keep bulding , buildings . Also so they can get rich faster, while others go hungery or cold because Geisinger just wants the insurance money. Ten to one , If a person has no insurance they will turn the person away."

Bloomsburg Woman, email

Oh God! Who told her the "metal pizza box" was actually a laptop?

There are so many things wrong with this email. Halfway through typing this my auto-correct swore at me and then hung himself on a usb cable. My favorite part is right at the end where she says, "Ten to one , If a person has no insurance they will turn the person away."
Yes, good job that is a ratio. We are all very proud of you.

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Better luck next time "Bloomsburg Woman." Try NOT drinking the bong water.